Shirt-Off Season: The Mirror Stopped Paying You Back
The mirror stopped
paying you back.
You still train. The lifts still go up. The shape stopped holding.*
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By Jared Van Yperen, founder · Oct 2026
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Why it stalled
Nobody got lazy.
The signal changed.
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01The fuel driftsPast 30, your own testosterone drifts down a little each year.*
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02Muscle leaks offThe brake (myostatin) tightens. The build switch (mTOR) fires weak.*
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03Fat moves inFat tissue turns testosterone into estrogen. Your fuel drops. Back to 01.*
Training harder
will not break this loop.*
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Lee Priest is a paid brand partner.
Your gym bag
Why your stack
stopped working.
- CreatineWater in the cell. Tops out in a month.
- WheyBricks with no crew.
- Pre-workoutFuel for one session. Not for the loop.
- Store boosterHerbs at a sprinkle. Dust with a wolf on the label.
- 12-week shredLean for the trip. Smaller on the way there.
3 parts to the loop.
Your tub was not built for them.*
CT Fletcher: paid brand partner. Right: creator video (some creators get free product or pay from us).
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The founder
I take
what I sell.
I make this in Logan, Utah. I tried every dead pill first. Then I found drops.
Yes, it tastes that bad. Six years in, I still run my own cycles.
Before
Now
Jared Van Yperen, founder. My results, not a promise of yours.*
Do this first
Flip your tub.
Find a number.
Look for a real compound name with a milligram number next to it.
A blend name does not count. Neither does a little ™. You paid for the pinch.
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We print the molecule.
- MYO-11 · (2R,3R)-2-(3,4-dihydroxyphenyl)-3,4-dihydro-2H-chromene-3,5,7-triol · 200 mg per 2 mL · lab read 220 mg
- Uronabol · 3β-hydroxyurs-12-en-28-oic acid · 215 mg per 2 mL · lab read 223 mg
- 1-Androl · 1-DHEA · 100 mg per 2 mL · lab read 101 mg
- RAD-Mass · 3β-hydroxyandrost-4-en-17-one · 100 mg per 2 mL
- Hydroxygenin · T2 200 mcg, laxogenin 100 mg, GBB 50 mg
HPLC lab tested. Lab results are on each product page.*
Lane 1Get big
Lane 2 · First run? Start hereNo PCT. No break.
Lane 3Lean + hard
Creator videos: some creators get free product or pay from us. We left Epi-Test off. Its raw material is out, with no restock date.
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Paid brand partners
First CT.
Now Lee.
Lee, right now
CT Fletcher has stood with us for years. Lee Priest signed on too. Two legends back Vintage Muscle.
CT Fletcher and Lee Priest are paid brand partners. Yes, this is the name-drop part.
Verified buyers
Real guys.
Real words.
Nathan J. · MYO-11
“MYO-11 is by far my favorite of the supplements that I've purchased so far. My wife has complimented my gains.”
May 27, 2026 · Verified buyer · Photo discount
Joseph D. · MYO-11
“I'm a 59 year old that started seeing gains after doing 2 cycles. Love the product.”
Jun 16, 2026 · Verified buyer · Photo discount
Matt M. · Equi-Mass
“This stuff works! I'm 60 yrs young. And I notice a huge difference when I use Equi-mass.…”
Oct 11, 2022 · Verified buyer · Photo discount
Jack W. · Equi-Mass
“Great product… The pump it gives lasts my entire workout. Great edge for a 66 year old.”
Oct 9, 2026 · Verified buyer · Photo discount
James B. · MYO-11
“Currently working out on weekends..3 to 4 hours. At the age of 68- At 160lb. I'm truly At another level.”
Oct 3, 2026 · Verified buyer · Photo discount
Rocky G. · Equi-Mass
“I was skeptical, but now I LOVE this stuff.… my muscle strength, recovery, and gains have really been amazing.”
Apr 12, 2025 · Verified buyer · Photo discount
Brandon S. · MYO-11
“These are the best supplements I have done ! I'm 54 years old. I am well pleased with this product!! SAY IT !!!”
Dec 14, 2025 · Verified buyer · Photo discount
Richard J. · Equi-Mass
“Great product...I've seen massive gain...on my small 54yr old frame”
Apr 11, 2022 · Verified buyer · Photo discount
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From our public review page. Photo discount: the reviewer got a discount for adding a photo. Results vary and are not typical.*
Creator videos: some creators get free product or pay from us. The top-3 guy ranks VINTAG3D, our pre-workout, #1. Results vary.*
No lies
Real weeks.
Not real fast.
- Week 1Nothing. You make a face. That is normal.*
- Weeks 2–3Buyers often write in about a longer pump and stronger top sets.*
- Weeks 4–8Bottle 2. Keep training. Keep eating.*
- Week 8Cycle done. Now judge the mirror.*
2 mL a day. Hydroxygenin starts at 1 mL for 3 days.
After 8 weeks: Equi-Mass, 19-Nandro, RAD-Mass, 1-Androl and Win-Test get 4 weeks of PCT, then 4 weeks off. Hydroxygenin: no PCT, 4 weeks off. MYO-11 and Uronabol run straight back.
Your date is under 8 weeks out?
Start for the one after it.
The deal · Code B2G2 · Any 4 from the Shop collection
Buy 2.
Get 2 free.
You keep $175.96
$44 a bottle, not $88. One bottle lasts about 4 weeks. About $1.57 a day.
4 bottles = two full 8-week cycles, or one cycle of two drops side by side. Hormonal drops also need PCT.
Orders of 4+ bottles also add free digital training guides in the cart. The cycle map ships in the box.
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30 days. First bottle.
Your call.
The first bottle of each product has a 30-day guarantee. Not for you? Email us within 30 days after delivery and send it back. We refund that bottle, opened or empty. Terms here.
Plain package, no product name on the outside. No prescription.
Real people answer the phone. Monday to Friday, 12 to 6 Mountain.
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Straight
answers.
I have only done creatine. Too new?
No. Just skip the big ones. Start with Uronabol or MYO-11: non-hormonal, no PCT, no break between cycles. One product, one cycle. Then decide.
What is PCT? Do I need it?
Post-cycle therapy. Hormonal drops lower your own testosterone while you run them. So after 8 weeks you run 4 weeks of Arimidione and Cycle Support, then take 4 weeks off. That goes for Equi-Mass, 19-Nandro, RAD-Mass, 1-Androl and Win-Test, and Cycle Support starts on day one. Uronabol and MYO-11: no PCT, no break. Hydroxygenin: no PCT, then 4 weeks off. The cycle map ships in every box.
I am on TRT or other prescriptions.
Talk to your doctor before you add anything. Take the bottle with you. We print exactly what is in it. On a hormonal cycle, get blood work before and after.
Will I fail a drug test?
The hormonal drops can show up. We cannot promise any result. If you compete in a drug-tested sport or serve in the military, check your testing rules before you order, or email us your test type.
Will I lose my hair?
If you are set up to lose it, any bump in androgens can speed that up. Uronabol and MYO-11 are non-hormonal, so they are the gentler lane.*
What happens when I stop?
Keep lifting and eating well after your cycle.* Most guys run cycle, break, cycle.
I am over 60. Worth it?
You are not alone. Reviewers on this page are 60, 66 and 68. Start with one product. Call us if the print is too small. Ask your doctor first if you take anything.
Who should not take these?
Women. Anyone under 21. Men with a heart, blood pressure, thyroid, prostate, liver, kidney or joint condition. Full list below.
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The quotes on the “tell a friend” ad are real answers from our post-purchase buyer survey. The comments on these ads come from CT Fletcher and Lee Priest, our paid brand partners.
OK.
Last thing.
The loop does not stop because you are busy.*
270,000+ bottles. 13,000+ reviews. HPLC lab tested. CT and Lee signed on. 30-day first-bottle guarantee.
2 minutes. You will know which ones are yours.
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Important safety information
- For healthy adult men 21 and older with prior resistance-training experience.
- Talk to a licensed healthcare provider before starting any new supplement, especially if you have a medical condition, take prescription medication, or are on testosterone replacement therapy.
- Not for women, not for anyone under 21, and not for anyone with a heart, blood pressure, thyroid, prostate, liver, kidney or joint condition.
- Hydroxygenin contains T2, a compound related to thyroid hormone. Do not take it if you have a thyroid condition or take thyroid medicine.
- Equi-Mass, 19-Nandro, RAD-Mass, 1-Androl and Win-Test need 4 weeks of PCT after each 8-week cycle, then 4 weeks off. Hydroxygenin needs no PCT: 8 weeks on, 4 weeks off. Follow the cycle map in the box.
- On a hormonal cycle, get blood work before you start and again after PCT.
- Stop and talk to your doctor if your heart races, you feel unwell, or you get swelling, chest discomfort, yellowing skin or eyes, or a headache that will not quit.
- Keep every bottle out of reach of children.
*Individual results vary. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Vintage Muscle products are dietary supplements for healthy adult males 21 and over. Testimonials reflect individual experiences and are not typical; some reviewers received a discount for adding a photo. Creator videos: some creators receive free product or pay from us. CT Fletcher and Lee Priest are paid brand partners. Review and bottles-sold counts as published on our product pages, October 2026. Offer terms: code B2G2 takes 50% off qualifying items in the Shop collection when the cart holds four or more; see the cart for current terms. Vintage Muscle · Van Yperen Sites LLC · 50 W. Broadway #333, Salt Lake City, UT 84101 · info@vintage-muscle.com · +1 435-266-0531 · Privacy · Terms · Refunds · Contact